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The light at the end of the tunnel

22 December 2008 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in economics | 6 Comments »

M E M O R A N D U M

To: All Employees

Date: 22 December 2008

Due to the current financial crisis facing the world, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off until further notice to save on electricity costs.

Yours truly,

The Management

  1. 6 Responses to “The light at the end of the tunnel”

  2. By Ethan Lee Vita on 23 December 2008

    Oh, the people worrying about overpopulation will love that.

  3. By Aaron Kinney on 24 December 2008

    Oh this is good news. My department’s budget has been suffering so maybe some of the money saved could be sent my way.

    On a related note, the beatings will continue until morale improves.

  4. By Seth on 24 December 2008

    OH NOES, does this mean that my personal $900 billion dollar bailout is going to be delayed?

  5. By Mike Gogulski on 24 December 2008

    Not only that, Seth, but ponies really can’t fly.

    Sorry.

  6. By Cynical in CA on 24 December 2008

    The light at the end of the tunnel is still on.

    It’s an oncoming train.

  7. By Ethan Lee Vita on 24 December 2008

    Quick! File Form 146-D!


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