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Stupid knows no boundaries #2

15 June 2008 by Mike Gogulski
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From the Chicago Sun-Times:

Zion man now officially named In God We Trust

14 June 2008

Steve Kreuscher is no more.

A Lake County judge granted permission to the Zion man Friday to officially change his name to “In God We Trust.” That’s “In God” as a first name and “We Trust” as a last name.

The 57-year-old artist and bus driver was ecstatic about the name change as he exited court Friday.

“I feel great. It’s just like, yes!” We Trust said.

No flying ponies were seen, and rumors that Mr. We Trust is involved in a stormy love triangle with a priest and a central banker have not been substantiated.

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