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Finally, definitive proof that Barack Obama is not American!
Spirits beverage with apricot flavor
Ingredients: Spirits, Apricot Flavoring, E150a Colorant1
Manufactured by Old Herold, s.r.o. for Frucona Trade Košice2, s.r.o.
Bratislavská 36, 911 05 Trenčín3
Filled in Košice, Textilná 64
Made in Slovakia5
I knew it! I just knew it! How can there possibly be any doubt after this revelation?
I mean, look at all those funny letters! He’s obviously not American! I mean, if he was, he wouldn’t be a suspect, right?
1 Huh? E-numbers? Don’t sound too American to me!
2 A place in Slovakia…
3 Yet another place in Slovakia!
4 Still in Slovakia here… hello!?!?
5 The prosecution rests, your honor!