Barack Obama is not American – Definitive proof!
7 August 2008 by Mike GogulskiPosted in politics | 9 Comments »
Finally, definitive proof that Barack Obama is not American!
Smoking gun? Missing document? You decide!
Translation:
BARACK
Spirits beverage with apricot flavor
Ingredients: Spirits, Apricot Flavoring, E150a Colorant1
Manufactured by Old Herold, s.r.o. for Frucona Trade Košice2, s.r.o.
Bratislavská 36, 911 05 Trenčín3
Filled in Košice, Textilná 64
Made in Slovakia5
I knew it! I just knew it! How can there possibly be any doubt after this revelation?
I mean, look at all those funny letters! He’s obviously not American! I mean, if he was, he wouldn’t be a suspect, right?
1 Huh? E-numbers? Don’t sound too American to me!
2 A place in Slovakia…
3 Yet another place in Slovakia!
4 Still in Slovakia here… hello!?!?
5 The prosecution rests, your honor!
9 Responses to “Barack Obama is not American – Definitive proof!”
By Black Bloke on 7 August 2008
Semi-off-topic: How long did it take you to learn Slovakian?
By Mike Gogulski on 7 August 2008
I’m still learning… but I’ve been here 4 years, and translating the language for a year and a half.
By plha on 7 August 2008
and coming from the guy who saw some of his translations… he is good at it
By Martin on 8 August 2008
Cool… Your drink bar is quite diversified.
By Aaron Kinney on 8 August 2008
I KNEW IT!
By chris5 on 24 October 2008
This looks like ’slivovitz’! Where can I get some BARACK! (apricot flavored white liquor) in the US?
By Mike Gogulski on 26 October 2008
Chris5: Slivovica is made from plums. The Slovak word for the beverage in question is marhuľovica. In the US? No idea. Ask your friendly neighborhood liquor merchant, or settle on peach schnapps
By Beanplum in Chicago on 4 November 2008
In Hungary it’s apricot liqueur, or barack likör. I’ve got an unopened bottle that’ll be shared tonight after the election returns are in. Also have two shots in an older bottle of öszi barack likör (fall apricot liqueur). Don’t know if you can buy these in the U.S. except via the Internet. Most sites seem to be out of stock. Hmmm, wonder why?