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Barack Obama is not American - Definitive proof!

August 7th, 2008 by Mike Gogulski | Posted in politics


Finally, definitive proof that Barack Obama is not American!

Barack: 40% alcohol

Smoking gun? Missing document? You decide!

Translation:

BARACK
Spirits beverage with apricot flavor
Ingredients: Spirits, Apricot Flavoring, E150a Colorant1
Manufactured by Old Herold, s.r.o. for Frucona Trade Košice2, s.r.o.
Bratislavská 36, 911 05 Trenčín3
Filled in Košice, Textilná 64
Made in Slovakia5

I knew it! I just knew it! How can there possibly be any doubt after this revelation?

I mean, look at all those funny letters! He’s obviously not American! I mean, if he was, he wouldn’t be a suspect, right?


1 Huh? E-numbers? Don’t sound too American to me!
2 A place in Slovakia…
3 Yet another place in Slovakia!
4 Still in Slovakia here… hello!?!?
5 The prosecution rests, your honor!


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  1. 5 Responses to “Barack Obama is not American - Definitive proof!”

  2. By Black Bloke on Aug 7, 2008

    Semi-off-topic: How long did it take you to learn Slovakian?

  3. By Mike Gogulski on Aug 7, 2008

    I’m still learning… but I’ve been here 4 years, and translating the language for a year and a half.

  4. By plha on Aug 7, 2008

    and coming from the guy who saw some of his translations… he is good at it

  5. By Martin on Aug 8, 2008

    Cool… Your drink bar is quite diversified.

  6. By Aaron Kinney on Aug 8, 2008

    I KNEW IT!

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