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National Science Foundation causing online porn shortage!

30 September 2009 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in surveillance | 8 Comments »

From Trak.in news:

 

A shortage of online sex looms

A shortage of online sex looms

A six fold increase in employee misconduct investigations, particularly involving workers accessing pornography from their government computers, has been observed at the National Science Foundation (NSF), a taxpayer-funded foundation in the US that doles out billions of dollars of scientific research grants.

[…]

[R]ecords showed that one senior executive spent at least 331 days looking at pornography on his government computer and chatting online with nude or partially clad women without being detected.

This is terrible! It’s bad enough these tax-fattened bureaucrats act to politicize science, but now they’re stealing our net porn!

Most libertarian theories of justice stress restitution as opposed to punishment. In this case particularly, I agree. This “senior executive” should give back all of the online porn he took. It’s only fair.


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  1. 8 Responses to “National Science Foundation causing online porn shortage!”

  2. By The New Anarchist on 30 September 2009

    Oh, man. I thought I had written a good post and then I saw SCIENCE MAN PORN!

    331 days? Is that accumulated hours or just daily access? Cause if it’s the former, hoo-ah.

  3. By Mike Gogulski on 30 September 2009

    I don’t know, it isn’t clear what the sixfold increase was measured against, even. Was it 331 days of porn in a single year? If so, that guy really needs a holiday!

    In any case, that’s a whole lot of porn that’s been taken, and which should be given back.

  4. By Rorshak (1313) on 1 October 2009

    That’s something else we need to do to prepare for when the shit hits the fan. Download as much porn as possible!

  5. By MerryMonk on 1 October 2009

    I am happy to see that the stimulus package is stimulating someone. Amazingly enough, in a recession even the bureaucrats work harder.

  6. By Mike Gogulski on 1 October 2009

    Oh gawd, don’t say “package” that way…

  7. By Gilligan on 1 October 2009

    What kind of porn did he take? Think on this…you just may not want him to give it back.

    You might want to give him a “public service” medal for keeping the intertubes clean by removing images of people 5 foot square, the front row of a nude bingo hall, etc, etc ;). Hopefully, he took all of the hi-def porn…Ewwwhhh.

    ;)

  8. By Winterset on 1 October 2009

    Ah yes! The National Science Foundation Workers (NSFW). All acronyms have double meanings and now we know this one!

  9. By Stirner on 2 October 2009

    bureaucrats get off my la … porn!!

    On the other hand, they create demand and save some jobs with this. ;)


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