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I’d never considered, before today, the possibility that there might be a hierarchy of Jesuses.
Walking around in the city just a little while ago, I spotted a large sign set up outside a shop, which read:
Hmmm… If there’s a Taller Jesus out there, that suggests there might be a Tallest Jesus somewhere as well. Together with the Shortest (or, perhaps, “Least Tall”) Jesus — presumably the one we’re familiar with from all those icons, this suggest there are at least three Jesuses in total. This would leave the Holy Trinity as a Holy Quintity (or something), at the very least. Gosh, what a mess!
Now is the Tallest Jesus the Almighty Tallest? What implications does that have for the Irken Empire, who are led by not one but two Almighty Tallests?
Certainly, more research is required.
(“taller” is a Spanish word for “workshop” or “studio”)