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Autocrucifixion

23 January 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in mind control, religion | 2 Comments »

You will, of course, be required to nail yourself to your own cross.

As wiser squirts than me have inquired, though, once you’ve nailed your left hand in, how are you going to nail your right hand in?

Oh, I know. You’ll pay someone to do it.

Sure you still have your wallet?

  1. 2 Responses to “Autocrucifixion”

  2. By WorBlux on 25 January 2011

    You actually don’t need nails for crucifixion. Using some sort of slipknot to tie yourself to the cross will not only suffice, but actually prolong your suffering.

  3. By Ronin on 27 January 2011

    Wouldn’t self-lynching be more effective?


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