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It’s your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.

13 February 2013 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in art, mind control | 2 Comments »

King Missile, “Take Stuff from Work”, Fluting on the Hump, 1987.

Take stuff from work.
It’s the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take ‘em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take ‘em from work.
It’s the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take ‘em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It’s your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It’s gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They’re paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good.

  1. 2 Responses to “It’s your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.”

  2. By Nidra on 26 March 2013

    What if I work as a pit digger?

  3. By Mike Gogulski on 27 March 2013

    Shovels for Christmas!


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