Obama or McCain?
26 October 2008 by Mike GogulskiPosted in politics | 11 Comments »
Coke … or Pepsi?
Ebola … or Hantavirus?
Hanging … or firing squad?
False choices, all. The only thing that’s for sure is that whichever of these jackasses is anointed President, the ruling class has still got their man.
You want freedom fries with that?
11 Responses to “Obama or McCain?”
By Ethan Lee Vita on 26 October 2008
Coke always beats Pepsi. Maybe we should make it illegal to increase its popularity?
Oh, and I think it is a bit ironic that the only people who made freedom fries were government workers for other government workers.
By Mike Gogulski on 26 October 2008
Instant, thoughtless reaction: It’s a pity that the Marxists would even recognize “government workers” as “workers”.
By Ethan Lee Vita on 26 October 2008
Well, they work, they are just not productive for society, even if they are productive for themselves(at our expense).
By Mike Gogulski on 26 October 2008
And here we point to, without exploring, an interesting set of moral questions which I hope to explain here later on.
Meanwhile: parasites!
By Ethan Lee Vita on 26 October 2008
I look forward to the read. You know, its too bad we don’t have a politician-be-gone spray. Or better yet, a government-be-gone spray.
By Mike Gogulski on 26 October 2008
Call now for your four-month supply of STATIST-B-GONE! Just a few droplets of our special formula and liberty is yours!
Fucking hell, if it really were just that easy…
By bob on 27 October 2008
Heads they win, tails we lose. The best I can do is chuckle at the futility.
Sometimes political satire almost writes itself, as is the case with that link to Sean Hanity’s blog.
It inspired me to expand the satire with a Spoof.com article.
By danielo on 27 October 2008
Whenever someone asks me why I don’t have a favorite, I say it’s like a lactose-intolerant person trying to decide which flavor of ice cream to buy. Either way, it’s going to end in stomach ache.
By Aaron Kinney on 27 October 2008
Oh I know the answer to this one: firing squad!!!
Now that’s a choice I can be proud of. Yay, I’m part of the process!
And now that Coke is >50% of popularity, lets make Pepsi ILLEGAL!
By Ethan Lee Vita on 28 October 2008
But if Pepsi becomes prohibited, it will gain popularity! Hasn’t attempted prohibitions taught you anything? That’s why we should prohibit good things(like Coke).
Oh, and Coke, while still a state-supported corporate, has a small presence in the quasi-anarchy of somalia. So a small part of them is competing in a free market.