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Agora I/O starting NOW!

25 March 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in mind control | No Comments »

Comrade George Donnelly, in collaboration with scores of others, has organized the first Agora I/O online “unconference”.

It’s important. Go check it out.

Yes, yes, I know you were thinking that .io might be the top-level domain for Io, that hideously volcanic moon of Jupiter, and that the speed-of-light latency to Io (16 minutes one way, at the very least) might make Q&A really hard. But fear not! .io is actually the TLD for the British Indian Ocean Territory, which encompasses that great bastion of liberty, Diego Garcia.

Anyway, git! http://agora.io/

Rejoice! Another War!

18 March 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in war | 2 Comments »

Because Comrade B Psycho says it so well, and so promptly, and with the spelling of “Qadaffi” I prefer (reformists be damned), I’ll simply quote him verbatim:

Somewhere, at this moment, the CEOs of Boeing, Lockheed Martin, and other defense war contractors are saying “thank you”, crying tears of joy.  The temptation of the U.S. to butt into yet another situation that has no plausible connection to “defense” as a human being with the slightest brain function would understand the term has struck again, this time pushing the U.N. to give a meaningless veneer of legitimacy by implying that “the world” approves.  Out of a claimed concern for civilian lives, “our” government is going to stretch the taxes they’re extracting from us to add more rain of fiery death.  So predictable they are.

No matter what any sycophantic media talking head or grease-palmed PR hack says, the following truths will be borne out:

-This is a foot in the door.  All claims to the contrary are undiluted horseshit, the second anything happens to a single U.S. jet there will be escalation.  Hell, probably even if nothing happens to one.

-Whatever system replaces that of Qadaffi’s regime, the political elite here and their business partners will expect to be able to treat it like their pet.

On the bright side, maybe if our meddling lasts long enough, Paul Krugman can write a column about all the jobs created replenishing our supply of missiles…

America, Fuck Yeah!

At long last…

16 March 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in diary | 4 Comments »

Since I started this site I’ve had a Google News thingy tracking things like “renounce citizenship”. Every once in a while, something interesting comes along.

A couple months ago there began the annual string of stories about people giving up US citizenship, which almost invariably mention that renunciants’ names are required to be published in the Federal Register.

So I went and checked the Federal Register online. Searched for my name, no result. Located the reports that are periodically filed (“Quarterly Publication of Individuals Who Have Chosen To Expatriate, as Required by Section 6039G”) by the IRS, searched them from the end of 2008 to present. Hmm, I wasn’t there.

Eventually, I was able to track down the IRS employee responsible for compiling those reports, and called her. She seemed a bit taken aback by my call and my request to have my renunciation published, but she took my info (including links to supporting documents on this site) and promised she’d get it done.

Lo and behold! 76 FR 7907 – Quarterly Publication of Individuals, Who Have Chosen To Expatriate, as Required by Section 6039G (PDF, last page)

And that ends that!

Free Bradley Manning event in Vienna, 19 March

15 March 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in activism | 2 Comments »

I’ll be joining a panel discussion on Bradley Manning in Vienna on 19 March, followed by a march to the US embassy.

Event website: http://bradleymanning.furchtlos.com/cms/vienna/

Free Bradley Manning event flyer, 19 March 2011

Internet love lost…

25 February 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in diary | 2 Comments »

Well, crap. If this is what happens when a random Yahoo! Messenger bot adds me, gee… I don’t know if I can handle the humiliation any more.

(11:07:23 PM) Dora Vancil: hey cutie.. you there?
(11:07:42 PM) mikegogulski: I sure am, darlin’!
(11:07:57 PM) Dora Vancil: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people…
(11:08:08 PM) mikegogulski: is that the “F1″ macro, or the “F2″?
(11:08:22 PM) Dora Vancil: Cool… Well, my name is Amanda Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?
(11:08:32 PM) mikegogulski: Sure, Amandora, go ahead.
(11:08:46 PM) Dora Vancil: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ;) ~
(11:08:59 PM) mikegogulski: neither. definitely not a big booty.
(11:09:10 PM) mikegogulski: as for tits, the bigger they are, the poorer they age.
(11:09:14 PM) Dora Vancil: lol.. I have a lot of both!! ;-) Wanna see? I have some free time now…
(11:09:25 PM) Dora Vancil: i’m 24
(11:09:49 PM) mikegogulski: I’m 98 and a half
(11:10:04 PM) Dora Vancil: Ok… let me set my web cam up and you can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. brb
(11:10:09 PM) mikegogulski: oh that’ll be great
(11:10:23 PM) Dora Vancil: Ok! Click here http://www.yourprivateshow.com/mpkz and we’ll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There’s a pic of me in there, if you like Just accept my invite on the side then register and it’ll take you straight to my webcam, I’ll be there in a minute.. ;)
(11:11:49 PM) mikegogulski: too bad, your web registration form doesn’t work. i could send you some photos of my flaccid penis, if you like.
(11:12:01 PM) Dora Vancil: click here www.pinkgirlpics.com/amandapix to see some pix. Just register to see them.. ;)
(11:13:21 PM) mikegogulski: i’m sorry it doesn’t work. it says “website is blocked by proxy server. your attempt to access it has been logged.” What do i do now?
(11:13:36 PM) Dora Vancil: do it! I DARE YOU!
(11:13:47 PM) mikegogulski: does the “i dare you” thing work often?
(11:14:02 PM) Dora Vancil: There is no charge but its gonna ask you for your credit card info just to verify your age. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me!! lol..
(11:14:13 PM) mikegogulski: gosh you type quickly
(11:14:25 PM) Dora Vancil: Once you’ve completed that, it’ll automatically redirect you to my webcam page..
(11:14:23 PM) mikegogulski: pity that i don’t have a credit card.
(11:14:38 PM) Dora Vancil: Ok, Im all set up for you baby… Ill be waiting for you in the site http://www.yourprivateshow.com/mpzk hurry! My pussy is dripping…
(11:14:35 PM) mikegogulski: would it be easier if i put all my money in a bag and mailed it to you?
(11:14:46 PM) Dora Vancil: there’s no $$ involved!!
(11:14:59 PM) mikegogulski: oh that’s good, because i only have €€ anyway!
(11:15:14 PM) Dora Vancil: XOXO See you SOON! ::MUAH::
(11:15:22 PM) mikegogulski: you folks sort of amuse me sometimes
(11:15:36 PM) mikegogulski: i’ve had much brighter scammers at the other end of these yahoo pickups, though.
(11:15:48 PM) mikegogulski: how many times do you need to cast before you get a real fish?
(11:16:41 PM) mikegogulski: are you still there, Amandora?
(11:16:47 PM) mikegogulski: i miss you
(11:16:59 PM) mikegogulski: do you like cupcakes?
(11:17:05 PM) mikegogulski: waffles?
(11:17:08 PM) mikegogulski: cheese curds?
(11:17:11 PM) mikegogulski: c’mon, tell me.
(11:17:25 PM) mikegogulski: ice cream?
(11:17:30 PM) mikegogulski: everyone likes ice cream
(11:17:36 PM) mikegogulski: what about potatoes?
(11:17:39 PM) mikegogulski: surely you like potatoes
(11:17:57 PM) mikegogulski: *cry* you’ve gone away!

No, you really can’t legally “secede” from or declare your “sovereignty” with regard to the US government

19 February 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in mind control, people | 7 Comments »

This phenomenon is now big enough that it really needs a name. I propose:

nomikographomania (n.) – A mental disorder caused by reading too many legal(istic) documents.

Other suggestions?

From the Sarasota Herald-Tribune:

Sarasota detective fired for trying to secede from U.S.

SARASOTA – Last April, a veteran Sarasota Police homicide detective went to the courthouse and tried to secede from the United States of America.

The detective, Tom Laughlin, filed a convoluted document declaring himself a “sovereign citizen.” The filing included a thumb print on each page and a photocopy of 21 silver pieces — the price to become a “freeman.”

In doing so, Laughlin, 42, joined a small but growing group of U.S. citizens who claim they are not subject to federal law, that they no longer have to pay taxes and that their homes are their embassies.

Last week, he was fired for it.

[...]

His brother, also a “sovereign citizen” who recently was charged in St. Johns County with trying to extort two Florida Highway Patrol troopers and later with bilking a Sarasota bank of $50,000, convinced Laughlin that he could declare himself a “freeman.”

So Laughlin headed to the courthouse in April to legally renounce his citizenship, telling local, state and federal officials that he would only communicate with them in writing.

[...]

The Southern Poverty Law Center estimates there are about 300,000 sovereign citizens in the U.S., and the radical movement has a huge presence online.

Bitcoin history: US dollar parity on 9 February 2011

9 February 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in economics, technology | 2 Comments »

Today is a day of awesome. Bitcoin, the peer-to-peer, pseudonymous cryptocurrency, has reached market parity with the US dollar for the first time.

Exchange rate graph from the largest Bitcoin exchanger, Mt Gox (click to enlarge):

mtgoxUSD Bitcoin US dollar parity graph

Parity party! Go, go deflation!

265 trades occurred, with a total volume of BTC 49,632.50.

The Bitcoin economy is now worth more than US$5.5 million, or more than 3750 ounces of gold.

Jeff Knaebel, renunciant ex-American, dead in self-immolation suicide in India

28 January 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in diary | 24 Comments »

In June 2009, I reported here on Jeff Knaebel’s dramatic act of renouncing his US citizenship in India. On 4 July 2009, Jeff was interviewed on Free Talk Live.

Jeff Knaebel, R.I.P.

From the Hindustan Times:

American kills self, blames India, US

An American national disturbed over denial of Indian citizenship allegedly committed suicide by immolating himself on a hill at Virat Nagar, around 75km from Jaipur, in the wee hours of January 26. Jeff Knaebel, 72, had been living in Shimla since 1995 and had repeatedly tried to get Indian citizenship. He was from San Francisco in California.

Superintendent of police (Jaipur rural) Mohan Singh said on Thursday, “The deceased has left behind a suicide note which mentions, ‘January 26, Republic Day, 3/4 moon. In protest of cruel incidents of the US and the Indian government, please don’t disturb until the police comes, documents are in the handbag’ (sic). Apart from some papers, Rs45,000 was recovered from the handbag which Knaebel, as per suicide note, wished to be distributed among poor widows.”

Police have recovered five bottles of a chemical, which Knaebel is suspected to have poured on himself, and a lighter from the spot.

The SP said preliminary inquiry revealed Knaebal was a follower of Mahatma Gandhi.

Had moved SC

On May 14 last year, Knaebel, a veteran of the Vietnam War, had approached the Supreme Court seeking political asylum in India.

Knaebel had torn his passport at Rajghat on June 19 in 2009. “After tearing up my passport, I’m stateless,” he had told HT. Arguing his case, Knaebel said US policies were based on war and destruction.

Autocrucifixion

23 January 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in mind control, religion | 2 Comments »

You will, of course, be required to nail yourself to your own cross.

As wiser squirts than me have inquired, though, once you’ve nailed your left hand in, how are you going to nail your right hand in?

Oh, I know. You’ll pay someone to do it.

Sure you still have your wallet?

Technological civilization is awesome

13 January 2011 by Mike Gogulski
Posted in technology | 3 Comments »

From TED:

It takes an entire civilization to build a toaster. Designer Thomas Thwaites found out the hard way, by attempting to build one from scratch: mining ore for steel, deriving plastic from oil … it’s frankly amazing he got as far as he got. A parable of our interconnected society, for designers and consumers alike.

Title inspired by Rad Geek Charles Johnson, who runs an occasional blog post series of the same title.